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MACAM MACAM JOMBLO MENURUT ILMU NAHWU

MACAM MACAM JOMBLO MENURUT ILMU NAHWU
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أﻧﻮﺍﻉ ﺍﻟﺠﻮﻣﺒﻠﻮ
(Jenis-jenis Jomblo)
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Ada 6 jenis Jomblo dlm versi santri yg menggali hakekat jomblo dgn ilmu nahwunya:
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1. JOMBLO MABNI
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Jenis ini termasuk yg paling memprihatinkan. Bagaimana tdk, mereka belum pernah sama sekali merasakan nikmatnya jatuh cinta. Tapi jenis yg satu ini layak untuk mendapatkan apresiasi, karena di kehidupannya selalu fokus akan yg namanya tembelan, lalaran, musyawarah, dsb. Dgn kata lain jenis ini berada pada maqam "Ghayatussidqi fil ibadah" (tujuan fokus untuk ibadah).
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2. JOMBLO MUSTATIR
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Jenis ini bak sniper yg selalu mengintai pujaan hatinya, krn belum ada keberanian untuk menyatakan cinta. Keberadaannya seperti wali yg sulit untuk di ketahui oleh santri putri. Lalu bagaimana mengetahuinya? Wallahu 'alam karena la ya’lamu jomblo illa jomblo (tidak ada yg dapat tau bhwa dia itu jomblo, kecuali jomblo juga).
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3. JOMBLO MUNQATI'
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Kalau yg satu ini memiliki jiwa ikhtiar yg sangat mumpuni. Mereka cukup anarkis dlm hal menyatakan cinta, tapi ada satu hal yg selalu membuat mereka murung bagaikan seekor kucing warung yg habis di siram air. Iyaaa,"KEGAGALAN" selalu menghantuinya dan menjadi faktor yg membuat mereka murung.
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4. JOMBLO RAFA'
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Hampir sama seperti jenis sebelumnya yg cukup mempunyai ikhtiaristik yg mumpuni, tapi juga selalu gagal. Karena jenis ini memiliki kriteria yg "SANGAT TINGGI" dlm menentukan pilihan yg tidak sekufu dgn dirinya, contoh kecil bahwa jenis ini suka dgn anak kyai, santri putri tapi anak kyai besar.
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5. SYIBHUL JOMBLO
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Makhluk yg satu ini sangat low profile, tdk pernah mengakui kejombloannya karena tdk peduli dgn semua itu. Tapi jenis yg satu ini selalu menjadi tranding topic di tengah2 santri putri karena ketampanannya, kecerdasaanya, keshalehannya.
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6. JOMBLO MU'ROB
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Sdh punya istri, tetapi kemana2 mengaku jomblo
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Ustadz Abu Ya'la Hizbul Majid
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Kamu tipe #jomblo yang mana?
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